Comedian Sarah Silverman has had it with men in the government making laws about what a woman can or can’t do with her body. During a stand-up set at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in New York City, she wondered if what’s good for the goose ought to be applied equally to the gander:
“If we’re going to defend the right of men to enact laws that limit the options of pregnant women, shouldn’t we do the same with men who wish to regularly masturbate without consideration for the poor sperm cells they kill every time they do so?”
Silverman noted a recent scientific discovery that got her to thinking:
“Here’s something that I learned that is fascinating, and it’s this: Scientists have found that sperms cells smell. Like I know sperm smells, but sperm cells have the sense of smell, and you know what that means: Sperm is life. And you know what that means: We’ve gotta legislate that shit.”
She reasoned: If multiple states still require women to look at an ultrasound of their fetuses before they make the final decision to go forward with their abortions, why don’t we have men do something similar whenever they are about to sexually relieve themselves?
“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra … then down into your testicular sack,” Silverman said. “We’re going to show you the ultrasound, so you can see the life in your balls.”
Her hope, she said, is to save these poor sperm cells from the men who aren’t afraid to kill them with their bare hands. And peeking into a future in which her plan is enacted, Silverman said,
“You would not believe the amount of men that do not want to jerk off after that.”
(via HuffPo)
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