The Trump Footlong
Trump is holding campaign rally today at the UIC Pavillion and a massive protest is planned for across the street. The appropriately monikered named spokesperson for Weiner’s, Yolanda Smile, a shift supervisor, said,
“We saw he’s coming to UIC, and we figured that since [Marco] Rubio said that about him, why not run a special while he’s here It’s just for fun, absolutely not any kind of political statement.“
The special was announced on The Wiener’s Circle’s Facebook page Thursday afternoon.
“We’ve got the best weekend deals. The other guys, they think they make deals. But we make DEALS. Really spectacular.“
Does he measure up as a candidate? It is HARD to tell! (Wink.) But The Wiener’s Circle isn’t the only bizness rolling out the welcome mat for the Trumpster, a brewery called 5 Rabbit announced this week another batch of its Chinga Tu Pelo (Mexican slang for “fuck your hair”) in advance of Trump’s rally.
You can’t say that the Trump brand doesn’t sell things, kids.
(Photos, Mina Bloom; via DNAinfo; T/Y Tad)
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