The good folks at Pornhub have released their traffic and search data for last week’s holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about the festive faps, jolly jerks, and tinsel-fueled tugs we engaged in. And let me put this as delicately as I can: You’re all a bunch of filthy fucking pervs. “Santa Blowjob”? “Christmas cream pie”? “Santa and elf”? “Santa anal”? What would you mother think if she knew what you were up to?
First up is this graph of the popular (read: alarming) searches for Christmas Day 2015
Compare that list to last years, and it seems like some weirder searches are making headway.
Interestingly, most of your fapping was done via your phone – probably because you’re at your parents’ house, hiding in the bathroom, or your family is all up in your apartment and your desktop computer is just not accessible.
Also interesting is this graph of porn use around the world on Christmas Day, which is down everywhere except Japan, Russia, and India. But before you accuse THEM of being pervs, you should know that Christmas is celebrated on January 7th in Russia, and not widely celebrated in India and Japan. So, don’t worry, you’re still a bunch fap-happy sex fiends.
(via The Daily What)
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