This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX stars “mature” porn legends Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane as your favorite retirement home GILFs. And let’s face it, a porn parody of The Golden Girls isn’t as far-fetched as you might initially think– I mean, let’s face it: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia were all enormous sluts to begin with. The staff of Refinery29 recently rewatched every episode and tallied up the girls’ boyfriends, dates, and mentions of old loves. The total was a staggering 263, with Blanche clocking in at 165 lovers, Dorothy with 43, Rose with 30, and dear old Sophia with 25. Thank you for being a friend, indeed.
Watch the opening theme song for the porn parody below. NSFW-ish.
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