The first VAGUE, AMBIGUOUSLY MISLEADING, HYPER STYLIZED teaser trailer for American Horror Story: Hotel is here! Let’s see. What do we have? Creepy little demon children running through a hotel hallway, a blender full of blood, a mattress with a body sewn inside, a disco dolly walking a go-go boy on a leash, Matt Bomer in a pink suit, and the back of a bride. Okurrrrrrrrrr.
The AHS trailers are notoriously inscrutable, of course. Remember the nun with the blue shirt for Asylum?! The pointy hooded warlocks in the woods for Coven!? THE WITCHES CHILLIN AGAINST THE WALLS?! None of them had anything to do with actual storylines, it was just Ryan Murphy indulging himself with kitschy visual pastiche. And yet every year we fall for these things and report on them like they are actual previews of what’s going to happen. SUCKERS. After the meandering mess of last year’s Freak Show, I’m THISCLOSE to giving up, but I have a feeling I’ll be watching along with everybody else. What do you think? Let me know in the Facebook comment section
Watch it below.
AHS: Hotel premieres October 7 and stars Lady Gaga, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Wes Bently, Matt Bomer, Chloë Sevigny, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson, Evan Peters, Darren Criss, and others.
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