Fang in the hospital, left and on the street, naked, assaulting his wife.
This is tough to even write about, let alone imagine actually happening, but here goes… a woman in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept. Fan Lung, father of five, used his wife’s cellphone to send his lover a dirty email and the 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after it was sent. This is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest — came across the sexy exchange. She went nuts, and cut off his penis (with scissors!) while he was asleep. The man was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to sew his pee-pee back on. Whew! But the story isn’t over…
His wife then came into the recovery room and chopped off his penis off AGAIN – and then threw it out the window! In shock, Lung chased his wife outside onto the street, naked, despite losing a lot of blood;
“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”
Despite their search efforts, they were unable to find Lung’s weiner and local police believe it may have been “taken” by a stray dog or cat. Lung’s girl on the side with the unfortunate last name — Zhang Hung, 21 — (no kidding, Hung) said she’s OK with her guy not being able to have more children.
“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility. He has five children already.”
I’m out. There’s no punch line or pun I can offer that can top that story. (via NY Post)
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